I sell samurai swords to a couple kids in my neighborhood every now and then. There’s Cronley, Ben, my neighbor’s incredibly rude daughter, and a 12-year-old boy who wears one black garbage bag over his head and only goes by the name The Shadow. Which one of the kids who I sell samurai swords to are you? Take this quiz to find out!
Which One Of The Kids Who I Sell Samurai Swords To Are You?
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