Um, guys, this isn’t working out.

1. “But I thought only men are allowed to squench their beefers.”

2. “How do you expect to have a child when you’re only lactating Gatorade?”

3. “Your muscles remind me of the strong arm emoji.”

4. “Are you strong enough to rip out your shadow?”

5. “Do you hold up the sky?”

6. “I’ll give you $50 to kill me.”

7. “Are you Rosie the Riveter from the famous poster? Will you sign a poster for my young feminist son, Charbon?”

8. “Your size is incorrect.”

9. “Lady strength is a harbinger of the end times.”

10.“Certain quantum particle behaviors are, frankly, impossible to explain.”

11. “Don’t worry, someday you’ll find a man to lift things for you.”