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Welcome! We’re sure you have a lot of questions about our website, and, well, here’s everything you need to know:

What is ClickHole?

ClickHole is the latest and greatest online social experience filled with the most clickable, irresistibly shareable content anywhere on the internet.

What is the goal of ClickHole?

Let’s be honest: Today, the average website carelessly churns out hundreds of pieces of pandering, misleading content, most of which tragically fall short of going viral.

At ClickHole, we refuse to stand for this. We strive to make sure that all of our content panders to and misleads our readers just enough to make it go viral. You see, we don’t think anything on the internet should ever have to settle for mere tens of thousands of pageviews. We believe that each and every article—whether about pop culture, politics, internet trends, or social justice—should be clicked on and shared by hundreds of millions of internet users before they can even comprehend what they just read.

ClickHole has one and only one core belief: All web content deserves to go viral.

Who is ClickHole’s audience?

We don’t like to put any sort of limitation on who we can reach! Instead, ClickHole prefers to think of you and every other person on earth as nothing more than an empty vessel existing purely to share content with other empty vessels. If every vessel does its part, we can make sure our children inherit a world free from non-viral content.

Where does ClickHole get its content?

ClickHole staff members don’t write or produce any of the articles, quizzes, lists, or videos that appear on our website. Instead, through the miraculous process of spontaneous genesis, new pieces of content constantly materialize onto our website of their own will.

Where did the name ClickHole come from? Does it have any relation to the 1972 movie ClickHole starring Billy Dee Williams?

The name ClickHole actually has no relation to the 1972 movie ClickHole because that movie does not exist.

How can I see ClickHole’s latest updates?

ClickHole shares the gift of new content by regularly updating our accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and the other 854,640 social media websites.

Do I need any specific tech requirements to view ClickHole?

No. ClickHole can be viewed on any computer, tablet, or mobile device. However, ClickHole does require a strict business professional dress code.

Can I submit to ClickHole?

ClickHole does not accept unsolicited submissions in this or any of the infinite diverging branches of reality.

When I visited ClickHole my computer vanished. What should I do about that?

Don’t worry; visits to ClickHole frequently cause personal computers to disintegrate. Your machine should reappear on the outskirts of the Mojave Desert in seven to 10 days.

What if I don’t know how to click? Can I still visit ClickHole?

Our team is hard at work on a version of ClickHole that can be navigated using only the power of your mind. Until then, you can learn how to click on our content using the handy guide below:


Editor in Chief: Steve Etheridge

Head Writer: Adam Levine

Associate Editor: Jewel Galbraith

Staff Writer: Jessye McGarry

Writer At Large: Jacy Catlin

Senior Contributing Writers: Julie Greiner, Jake Jorgensen, Matt Schultz, Rajat Suresh

Contributing Writers: Gerardo Delgado, Joseph Garcia, Rob Knoll, Sam Saulsbury

Contributors: Jon Alcabes, Nick Ciarelli, Ethan David, Claire Favret, Ashley Glicken, Christian Hayden, Skyler Higley, Rachel Kaly, Madeline Kaplan, Ben Kleinman, Gabriel Laks, Jeremy Levick, Jacob Levy, Louis Lucero II, David McQuary, Maureen Monahan, Sydney Olshan, Chris Scott, Shelby Slauer, Cory Snearowski, Michelle Spies, Margaret Williams, Hannah Wolansky

Director of Strategic Partnerships: Chelsea Onik

Science Advisor: Chris Sinchok

Chicago (Corporate Headquarters)
Phone: 312-751-0503 | Fax: 312-751-4137





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Frequently Asked Questions

Can I submit articles or ideas to ClickHole?

No, ClickHole does not accept outside submissions of any kind. We will not respond to any unsolicited submissions.

How can I work for ClickHole?

ClickHole is not hiring at this time.

What if I have feedback on a ClickHole article?

Please send all concerns to ClickHole cannot guarantee a response to any feedback to its content.

What if I want to sue ClickHole?

Please do not do that. The First Amendment protects satire as a form of free speech and expression. ClickHole uses invented names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. ClickHole is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

What is ClickHole’s privacy policy?

To read ClickHole’s privacy policy, please click here.

What if I want to advertise with ClickHole?

Please send all advertising inquiries to Please specify the business you would like to advertise, and the appropriate advertising sales representative will get back to you promptly.

I’m a member of a lesser media organization and I want to cover ClickHole. How do I do that?

Please send all inquiries to

How can I bring ClickHole to my event?

The writers and editors of ClickHole and its sister sites are available for speaking engagements at universities, conferences, and festivals. Please send all inquiries to