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About

Welcome! We’re sure you have a lot of questions about our website, and, well, here’s everything you need to know:

What is ClickHole?

ClickHole is the latest and greatest online social experience filled with the most clickable, irresistibly shareable content anywhere on the internet.

What is the goal of ClickHole?

Let’s be honest: Today, the average website carelessly churns out hundreds of pieces of pandering, misleading content, most of which tragically fall short of going viral.

At ClickHole, we refuse to stand for this. We strive to make sure that all of our content panders to and misleads our readers just enough to make it go viral. You see, we don’t think anything on the internet should ever have to settle for mere tens of thousands of pageviews. We believe that each and every article—whether about pop culture, politics, internet trends, or social justice—should be clicked on and shared by hundreds of millions of internet users before they can even comprehend what they just read.

ClickHole has one and only one core belief: All web content deserves to go viral.

Who is ClickHole’s audience?

We don’t like to put any sort of limitation on who we can reach! Instead, ClickHole prefers to think of you and every other person on earth as nothing more than an empty vessel existing purely to share content with other empty vessels. If every vessel does its part, we can make sure our children inherit a world free from non-viral content.

Where does ClickHole get its content?

ClickHole staff members don’t write or produce any of the articles, quizzes, lists, or videos that appear on our website. Instead, through the miraculous process of spontaneous genesis, new pieces of content constantly materialize onto our website of their own will.

Where did the name ClickHole come from? Does it have any relation to the 1972 movie ClickHole starring Billy Dee Williams?

The name ClickHole actually has no relation to the 1972 movie ClickHole because that movie does not exist.

How can I see ClickHole’s latest updates?

ClickHole shares the gift of new content by regularly updating our accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and the other 854,640 social media websites.

Do I need any specific tech requirements to view ClickHole?

No. ClickHole can be viewed on any computer, tablet, or mobile device. However, ClickHole does require a strict business professional dress code.

Can I submit to ClickHole?

ClickHole does not accept unsolicited submissions in this or any of the infinite diverging branches of reality.

When I visited ClickHole my computer vanished. What should I do about that?

Don’t worry; visits to ClickHole frequently cause personal computers to disintegrate. Your machine should reappear on the outskirts of the Mojave Desert in seven to 10 days.

What if I don’t know how to click? Can I still visit ClickHole?

Our team is hard at work on a version of ClickHole that can be navigated using only the power of your mind. Until then, you can learn how to click on our content using the handy guide below:


Staff

Editor in Chief: Steve Etheridge

Head Writer: Adam Levine

Associate Editor: Jewel Galbraith

Senior Writers: Jessye McGarry, Chris Gilman

Writer At Large: Jacy Catlin

Senior Contributing Writers:  Matt Schultz

Contributing Writers: Rob Knoll, Ethan David, Ashley Glicken, Brendan O’Hare, Cory Snearowski

Headline Contributors: Skyler Higley, Madeline Kaplan, Ben Kleinman, Gabriel Laks, Jeremy Levick, Louis Lucero II, Chris Scott, Michelle Spies, Margaret Williams, Jon Alcabes, Nick Ciarelli, Hannah Wolansky, Julie Greiner, Jake Jorgensen, Rajat Suresh, Gerardo Delgado, Sam Spero, Vincent Cheng, Francis Bogan, Sean Peecook, Ryan Creamer, Scott Roberts, Kunal Rajesh, Kristin Fenchak, Sean McGowan, Jon Plester, Angus McNair, Teddy Sevilla, Grant Mulitz, Amelia Elizalde

Graphics Contributors: Paula Searing, Carolyn Tubekis, Trevor Clifford, Mark Ledgerwood, Griffin Leeds, Randy McKay, Jennifer Albright, Max Knoblauch, Evan Richter

Senior Legal Umpire: Grant Ossler

Science Advisor: Chris Sinchok


Office
Chicago (Corporate Headquarters)
Phone: 312-751-0503 | Fax: 312-751-4137

Advertising
advertising@clickhole.com

Press
press@clickhole.com

Feedback
publicfeedback@clickhole.com

Licensing
problems@clickhole.com

Website Support
To report a technical issue with ClickHole.com, please email problems@clickhole.com with a summary of the issue and your browser information.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I submit articles or ideas to ClickHole?

No, ClickHole does not accept outside submissions of any kind. We will not respond to any unsolicited submissions.

How can I work for ClickHole?

ClickHole is not hiring at this time.

What if I have feedback on a ClickHole article?

Please send all concerns to publicfeedback@clickhole.com. ClickHole cannot guarantee a response to any feedback to its content.

What if I want to sue ClickHole?

Please do not do that. The First Amendment protects satire as a form of free speech and expression. ClickHole uses invented names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. ClickHole is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

What is ClickHole’s privacy policy?

To read ClickHole’s privacy policy, please click here.

What if I want to advertise with ClickHole?

Please send all advertising inquiries to advertising@clickhole.com. Please specify the business you would like to advertise, and the appropriate advertising sales representative will get back to you promptly.

I’m a member of a lesser media organization and I want to cover ClickHole. How do I do that?

Please send all inquiries to press@clickhole.com.

How can I bring ClickHole to my event?

The writers and editors of ClickHole and its sister sites are available for speaking engagements at universities, conferences, and festivals. Please send all inquiries to press@clickhole.com.