Okay, I seriously hate to tell you this, but I figured you need to hear these four things Dustin said about you… it’s definitely better you hear it from a friend…
1. “Her voice is kind of weird.”
This is not easy to say, but I wanted you to hear it from me…so, I forget what we were talking about at lunch yesterday that prompted this—probably I was saying how awesome you were or something—and Dustin was just like, “Did you guys ever notice how her voice is kind of weird?” And I was like, “What, that’s literally not true at all.” Like, don’t worry, I totally stood up for you, but wasn’t that SO uncalled for? Because your voice really isn’t weird at all, not to me anyway. Obviously no one agreed with him, so we moved on from that topic, but I just thought you should know that he said that. Do you still have a crush on him?
2. “There goes one of the Minions.”
Ughhhh. I was debating telling you this because I was so upset when I heard it, but I know that if I were you I’d want to know…so, you know those overalls you always wear? Well, when we were all standing by Lyla’s locker last week and you walked past us, Dustin was like, “There goes one of the Minions.” Like the ones from Despicable Me? Because you had a yellow shirt on. And a couple people laughed, definitely the boys laughed and I think Lyla did, too, but for the record I did NOT laugh and literally would never because that’s not even funny at all. Also, they’re idiots because you looked literally gorgeous! But maybe Dustin was just trying to make a joke? He’s actually a really good guy, probably one of the best in our grade.
3. “I don’t know if we should invite her to Luke’s.”
Well, first I have to mention that Luke is having a party this Friday and it’ll be warm so we can swim and YOU HAVE TO COME! Puhleaseeee. Seriously, please come I wanna hang with you!! Anyway, we were all saying who to invite and I said you, and Dustin was like, “I don’t know if we should invite her to Luke’s.” And I was like, “Ummm, okay, what the hell?” And he was like, “I don’t know if she even knows how to swim.” And I was like, “Um, yeah, she can.” Like WHAT? I don’t even know where he got that idea because you were definitely with us all last summer when we went cliff jumping at the quarry, so obviously you know how to freaking swim. But after that he was like, “Oh yeah, sure,” so you are definitely invited. Like I’m not just saying that—you actually are invited. You have to come! Don’t tell anyone I told you about this.
4. “She’s…unique looking.”
If this situation were reversed, you would do the right thing and tell me this, so here goes…So me and Dustin were talking on the phone last night—I swear that’s not something we do a lot—but we were talking for like three hours. It’s just really easy to talk to him, like, we really get along, that’s all. And we were talking about who we think is hot and I guess you came up somehow and Dustin said, “She’s… unique looking.” Like he took this really long pause, so clearly it’s something he’s thought about, you know? He obviously doesn’t think you’re ugly because “unique” is actually a compliment if you think about it. Anyway, I just wanted you to know he said that in case you were going to try to talk to him at Luke’s this weekend. It’s def possible he likes you but, honestly…I think he might like me? But maybe he’s just kind of flirty with his female friends? But you should still go for it if you want to because you’re amazing! Love you girl!
