Looks like these five people are permanently marked with fail!

1. Wow. This woman’s dolphin tattoo is totally defiling her sacred vessel. #FAIL

2. Oops! This guy forgot that tattoos prevent your body from going to Heaven with the Lord, Our Father.

3. “You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord.” —Leviticus 19:28. Epic. Fail.

4. The maw of Hell will bloom beneath the feet of all who have denigrated His works with their cheap and tawdry markings! Thou will be cast from the view of the Lord and fed upon by misery and shame. Thy teeth will gnash, and thou will rue thine Earthly machinations beyond the end of time!

5. Really?! Who gets a tattoo of a cat, thus spitting in the face of our vengeful Creator? Fail alert!