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7 Hacks To Save Money On Your Heating Bill This Winter

The temperature outside may be nearing zero, but your bank account won’t be!

1. Replace your boiler with JFK’s Eternal Flame: Why pay for heat when you could have the iconic presidential memorial provide you with never-ending warmth instead?

2. Turn down your thermostat during arguments with your family: The body heat individuals generate during quarrels with family members is more than enough to supplement your furnace running on a lower setting.

3. Call your heating utility and ask them if they’re sure they want all of the money that they’ve billed you for: It’s possible they only want some of it.

4. Blow big mouthfuls of nice warm air into your couch cushions: Unplugging your cushion warmers and doing it the old-fashioned way will not only save you money, but it’s also good exercise for your mouth.

5. Only allow your warm children to sleep inside: Send the cold ones away.

6. Insulate your attic: If you don’t have an attic, make sure to build one right away so that you can insulate it for the winter.

7. Ask your heating provider if they have a Shivering Man’s Discount: Some utility companies offer discounts to customers who shiver the most. Get in touch with your provider to see if you qualify.