The sun’s hot, but these women are hotter. And they would definitely, without question, make Dad happy.

1. This beach bombshell is HOT HOT HOT! And she probably doesn’t make your house smell like cigarettes every time she comes over like Susan does.

2. Gorgeous! This woman would never make Dad stop wearing his favorite shirt, that’s for sure.

3. This blonde bombshell is PERFECT! She’s definitely more Dad’s type. Not as good as Mom, but so much better than Susan.

4. This bikini babe loves having fun at the beach! She’d probably invite us to come to the beach too, instead of leaving us with a sitter for the weekend and taking Dad to the Catskills.

5. These three beach chicks love nothing more than lounging in the sun! Any of them would be better than Susan. Dad, please leave Susan.

6. Simply stunning. When you find a woman like this, you never let her go. Susan’s been divorced twice.

7. Absolutely beautiful! A perfect 10 in our books! By the way, once Susan grabbed my arm really hard and it left a mark.

8. Susan is the worst.