I hate this job and I don’t want to do it anymore. Fingers crossed that my boss hates this list of shitty lotion pictures and kicks my ass to the curb.
Been making these dumb fucking lists every day for years. I’m over it.
Every day, I show up and spend nine pointless hours making lists of pictures for morons to look at. That’s it. That’s my entire job.
Digital media is a dying industry. No future here. Time to ditch this internet shit and do something less embarrassing.
Can’t get severance if I quit on my own, though. Gotta pull little stunts like this till they get fed up and shitcan me.
This is a screenshot from the episode of The OC I’m currently watching. Not watching on headphones either, just blasting it loud as hell in the office right now.
Recognize this lotion? Yeah it was picture #2. None of this fucking matters.
“This awesome lotion is sure to make dry skin a thing of the past. Can we get a yass queen?”
That’s the kind of pig-brained shit I have to write all the time. Just so insanely dumb, truly can’t believe people actually like this shit. I’m fucking DONE
8. Last lotion
No pic this time. If I have to crop one more picture I will kill myself. I will rip my head off and punt it into the setting sun. For the love of God, please, someone fire me. I am wasting my life, and if you’re reading this, so are you.