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8 Things All Surgeons Whisper To You Once They’re Sure You’re Under Anesthetic

What happens after a patient falls asleep on the operating table? You might be interested in learning what every surgeon says when you’re unconscious.

1. “Reveal your mysteries unto me.”

2. “Slice slice! Got to make Mama proud.”

3. “You only met me a few days ago, but I’ve been watching you your whole life.”

4. “One for you, one for me.”

5. “In here is where I belong. Safe. Warm.”

6. “Once, I was a scared little child locked in the room. They hurt me so. But now I am strong! I am the strong one!”

7. “This meat is my canvas. Stop hiding your statue beneath the false flesh.”

8. “All this will have to go.”