Ugh…enough already!

1. “I can already tell that you’re not the president.”

2. “Why did you get a tattoo when you could have spent that money on plates or extra keys for your house?”

3. “Who did this to you? Who made you this way?!”

4. “You are so cool that I am now your sidekick. My name is Fingerling. Let us begin our adventures.”

5. “Do you also have a tattoo that says ‘lacrosse’ somewhere on your body? I want to look at the word ‘lacrosse’ right now.”

6. “A good tattoo would be a bowling ball on your stomach, with your belly button as one of the holes. You can have that one.”

7. “Have you ever done the thing where you tattoo a smaller neck onto your normal neck so that when a strangler tries to have a strangle of you, he grabs tattoo neck instead of your normal neck and so then you can survive?”

8. “You must be one of those people who have tattoos.”