Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
“It’s always strange to hear your own song playing on the radio. You try to remind yourself that you’re not actually trapped inside the little speakers, but all evidence points to the contrary.”
—Drake
On the dark side of fame
“The way we think about agriculture in this country is completely wrong. But, before we change that, we need to use an X-ray machine to find out which of a cow’s stomachs is the worst. Regrettably, these beasts have four terrible guts, and it is imperative we know which one to hate.”
—Secretary of Agriculture Michael Scuse
On the future of farming
“I was going to play her in a movie, but I dropped out because of the script. I just felt there weren’t enough moments focusing on the incredible pain all that fruit must have caused her neck.”
—Jennifer Lopez
On playing Carmen Miranda