Touching. Emotional. Inspirational. The speeches given by Oscar winners usually exhibit one of these major characteristics, but here were some acceptances from last night’s ceremony that hit every mark.
The Best Speeches From Last Night’s Oscars
1. Alejandro González Iñárritu, Best Original Screenplay for Birdman
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