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Find Out What Chris Rock, Alan Greenspan, And George Clinton Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“By the end, I’ve said ‘banana’ so many times that when I finally switch gears and say ‘orange,’ the audience is elated.”

—Chris Rock
On his favorite joke


“A bank is a lot like a boat, but if you set it up wrong, a bank is a lot like a merman.”

—Alan Greenspan
On economics


“I don’t know, we’ve never been seen in the same room together.”

—George Clinton
On whether he is Bill Clinton