Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
“Nothing cheers me up quite like seeing a deer nibbling on the valve of a helium tank and accidentally inflating itself to the size of a small sedan. As it floats up and away into the sky, never to be seen again, flailing its little deer limbs, I cannot help but feel eternally grateful that this deer is on its way up to heaven to go meet God, instead of being stuck in my terrible backyard.”
—Forest Whitaker
On the world’s beauty
“Bun, lettuce, bun, lettuce, bun, lettuce, bun, lettuce, ketchup, lettuce, bun—in that order. Served ice cold.”
—Wolfgang Puck
On the perfect burger
“When I was a young kid, my dream was to go on The Price Is Right and win a car. Well, I never won that car, but I am the host of the show, so I guess you could say my life is a complete failure.”
—Drew Carey
On following your dreams
