Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
“Never cheap out on a mattress. A good mattress is filled with mattress fat. A bad mattress is filled with anything else.”
—Dean Koontz
On being a careful shopper
“Say you’re a kid mowing your neighbor’s lawn for money. Then you think, ‘Hey, while I’m at it, why not grab all the earthworms I see and sell them to a bait shop to make a few extra bucks?’ Then, while you’re at the bait shop, you trip and get a bunch of lures stuck in your neck. The next thing you know, everyone’s calling you ‘Lure Neck,’ and all you were trying to do was make an extra buck. That’s the current reality in America, only that kid is a business, and the worms are Obamacare. Plus, the worms are also taxes, and the bait shop represents freedom.”
—Paul Ryan
On the economy
“Mexican guys who can sing the American national anthem really well.”
—Viola Davis
On a group of people she thinks are underrepresented on television