Okay, so this is absolutely fascinating: Pew Research Center performed a nationwide poll asking residents of all 50 states about their favorite part of showering with your girlfriend, and they’ve just released the results. Does your state’s preference surprise you, or sound about right? Take a look and let us know in the comments!
Alabama: Playing with her soapy titties.
Alaska: Playing with her soapy titties.
Arizona: Playing with her soapy titties.
Arkansas: Playing with her soapy titties.
California: Playing with her soapy titties.
Colorado: Playing with her soapy titties.
Connecticut: The shower sex.
Delaware: Playing with her soapy titties.
Florida: Agreeing with her about all your shortcomings while shaving her legs.
Georgia: Kissing her soapy titties.
Hawaii: Playing with her soapy titties.
Idaho: The fingering.
Illinois: Playing with her soapy titties.
Indiana: Playing with her soapy titties.
Iowa: Playing with her soapy titties.
Kansas: The hilarious jokes she makes about how bad you are at showering in comparison.
Kentucky: Playing with her soapy titties.
Louisiana: Her nudity.
Maine: The shower sex.
Maryland: Playing with her soapy titties.
Massachusetts: Playing with her soapy titties.
Michigan: The fingering.
Minnesota: The honor of conditioning her beautiful hair.
Mississippi: Playing with her soapy titties.
Missouri: Exfoliating her buttocks with brown sugar body scrub.
Montana: Playing with her soapy titties.
Nebraska: Playing with her soapy titties.
Nevada: Playing with her soapy titties.
New Hampshire: The fingering.
New Jersey: Her consummate professionalism.
New Mexico: Playing with her soapy titties.
New York: Playing with her soapy titties.
North Carolina: Playing with her soapy titties.
North Dakota: Playing with her soapy titties.
Ohio: Playing with her soapy titties.
Oklahoma: Wishing you were there too, while playing with her soapy titties.
Oregon: Role-playing as you during the shower sex.
Pennsylvania: Playing with her soapy titties.
Rhode Island: Your absence.
South Carolina: Playing with her soapy titties.
South Dakota: Playing with her soapy titties.
Tennessee: Playing with her soapy titties.
Texas: Worshiping her titties.
Utah: Just the getting clean, plain and simple.
Vermont: Playing with her soapy titties.
Virginia: The titty worship.
Washington: Playing with her soapy titties.
West Virginia: Being naked with her.
Wisconsin: Playing with her soapy titties.
Wyoming: The fingering.