Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“Ostrich is a very lean meat. Bison is a very lean meat. Chicken is a very lean meat. Notice something about my favorite meats?”
—Arlo Guthrie
On his favorite meats

“A bear driving a car. Now that’s funny. See?”
—Joyce Carol Oates
On humor in literature

“These people standing hip-deep in the cranberry bogs: How long do they stay in there? I like to think they stay in there for three days at a time.”
—Laurence Fishburne
On agriculture