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Find Out What Brad Pitt, Rachel Maddow, And Maria Sharapova Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“Slimer was gross when we were kids, but once you see how much slime your body produces every day as an adult, it seems pretty tame.”

—Brad Pitt
On slime

“The circle is the president. If anything happens to the circle, the triangle becomes president. If anything happens to the triangle, God forbid, the order of succession is rectangle, square, oval, octagon, hexagon.”

—Rachel Maddow
On shapes

“They make me feel like I’m a prisoner in my own home! I’d get rid of them if I could.”

—Maria Sharapova
On ceilings