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Find Out What Brian Williams, Pink, And Jack Nicholson Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“I’m glad they tell you how many legs centipedes have, because there’s no way I’m counting all of them.”

—Brian Williams
On bugs

“Some of them have wheels, but not all of them. It’s a good idea to check before you try to push off with your feet.”

On chairs

“It’s so you can see the food, but circling hawks can’t dive in and snatch it.”

—Jack Nicholson
On sneeze guards