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Find Out What Chelsea Handler, Brad Pitt, And Tom Hanks Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“If I so much as glance at a man’s pinprick, my little lizard wakes up and seizes the day. What can I say? I’m sexual.”

—Chelsea Handler
On speaking frankly about sex


“I once got cast in a movie and there, smack dab in the middle of the stage directions, it said, ‘This character is ugly, like a sack of bones.’ My heart stopped. The saving grace? It was an animated feature.”

—Brad Pitt
On the most terrifying moment of his life


“I get a rep for being a nice guy, a guy who treats fans well, but sometimes someone will come up to me in a restaurant, and I’ll buy him dinner and invite him over to my house to meet my family and stay overnight in the guest room, but once I drop him off at his house the next morning, after I make sure he gets inside his house okay, right before I drive off, I think to myself, ‘Yikes!’”

—Tom Hanks
On dealing with overzealous fans