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Find Out What David Attenborough, Jennifer Lopez, And Kristen Stewart Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“A lot of people worry about what happens to poached rhinos once their horns have been stolen. The truth is, I get to keep the rhinos. And once they’re mine, they’re mine forever.”

—David Attenborough
On conservation


“Even if your song doesn’t go platinum, you can still earn many different awards, from a gold record all the way down to the circular pepperoni slice you get if your song is chosen to be in a regional Toyota commercial. Unfortunately though, Toyota and I have been embattled in a series of highly explosive public feuds for the past few years, so the pepperoni slice is the only award I haven’t ever won.”

—Jennifer Lopez
On achieving greatness


“Gloves are a great place to hide your credit card, and they also protect your hands from sap! But Saddam Hussein wears gloves in a photo one time and now suddenly people feel like they can only wear them when it’s cold outside? That’s bullshit.”

—Kristen Stewart
On social constructs