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Find Out What David Lee Roth, Diane Keaton, And Jimmy Kimmel Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“A song without a hook is like a train without rails. It skitters all over the place, bangs into everything. Boom! Crash! There goes Grand Central Station. Crushed by a train.”

—David Lee Roth
On songwriting


“Spiders share 95 percent of their DNA with dogs, and they’re much cheaper to keep as pets.”

—Diane Keaton
On her home life


“Every night I just think to myself, I’m so goddamned lucky I get to do this.”

—Jimmy Kimmel
On beating up teenagers