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Find Out What Dr. Ruth Westheimer, J.K. Simmons, And Mark Zuckerberg Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“Technically, I am only licensed as a veterinarian, so all of the sex tips I provide on my show are intended solely for dogs, cats, rabbits, and parakeets. If you are a human being, it is imperative that you do not follow any of my advice, or you could get very sick.”

—Dr. Ruth Westheimer
On what viewers can learn from her show

“Jazz is the best kind of work music. I’ll watch old performances of Satchmo and Bird, and I’m shocked the people in the audience don’t have notebooks or laptops out, utilizing those unforgettable performances to focus on their work.”

—J.K. Simmons
On productivity

“I do my best thinking in the shower. The last time I showered, I invented a new type of flute that you can play with your friends in virtual realty. I came up with Facebook when I was wiping myself with moist towelettes, but that was a freak accident.”

—Mark Zuckerberg
On creativity