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Find Out What Elizabeth Warren, Tinashe, And Michael Phelps Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“Who among us has not swiped a vine from the local grapery? A ruler from the measurementarium? Candy from the Skittle Hut?”

—Elizabeth Warren
On shoplifting

“My latest single isn’t getting as much run as I hoped it would, because scientists discovered a frequency in it that makes dogs kill themselves.”

On avoiding being labeled a one-hit wonder

“I forgot how to swim.”

—Michael Phelps