Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
“What I do is I force one of my chefs to address me only as ‘Mr. Ducksauce.’ After a few weeks, I wait until he calls me that and then I yell, ‘What the fuck did you just say?’ and I fire him.”
“Every year, we wrestle to decide who gets which body. Right now, he’s me.”
—Robert Downey Sr.
On competing with his son
“Hamsters and gerbils seem almost like the exact same thing, and maybe they are, but don’t tell that to someone who really likes naming those things.”
On dealing with being a celebrity