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Find Out What Joe Pesci, Jillian Michaels, And Judy Blume Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“Want to talk like Pesci? Try this word on for size: ‘Capeesh.’ It means ‘Do you understand?’ and it’s the skeleton key to the perfect Pesci.”

—Joe Pesci
On impressions

“Lose blood, lose calories. Do the math, people.”

—Jillian Michaels
On weight-loss strategies

“Put it this way: You ever watch one of those YouTube fight videos where one guy knows martial arts, and he gets in a goofy stance, and you think he’s going to get beat up, but he ends up knocking the other guy on his ass?”

—Judy Blume