Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
“I lean left on most issues, but it’s hard not to feel sympathy for the Republicans at their town halls. There’s nothing scarier than an angry crowd, especially when you don’t have a sax.”
—Kenny G
On democracy
“If you get your taxes done now, then you can spend all of April 15 hunting for worms and grub in the mud.”
—Julianne Moore
On planning ahead
“If I ever die or don’t show up to court, the bailiff, by law, must take my place and become the judge. When the bailiff becomes the judge, however, the plaintiff must become the bailiff, then the prosecutor must become the plaintiff, and so on and so forth. Remember, though, I’m still either sick or dead at this point, so if I don’t show up within 24 hours, then the jury has to leave court and tend to my ailing or dead body before the case is done. Someday, a jury will bury me into the ground at my funeral, but the court system will go on forever.”
—Judge Judy Sheindlin
On rules of succession
