Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
“I’m not saying edible Band-Aids need to exist, but you just know there’s a few sickos who’d buy them in a heartbeat, and that’s a market no one’s tapped into so far. No sense leaving money on the table.”
—Larry Ellison
On investing
“The human mouth is designed to taste as much wintergreen as you can throw at it. Don’t be afraid. There’s no such thing as ‘too much’ wintergreen.”
—Dr. Ben Carson
On tongues
“It should be longer than my arm but shorter than my legs, possess a handle fatter than my nose, and either be made from a tree that’s been split by lightning or one that’s been cut down by a logger who goes by the nickname ‘Lightning.’”
—Anthony Rizzo
On the perfect baseball bat
