Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“When the bagel is finished toasting but it’s not big enough to stick out of the top of the toaster, you have to use a knife to try and pull it out.”
—Leonardo DiCaprio
On his next project

“It’s a Philly cheesesteak covered in ketchup that I keep in my pocket.”
—Karl Lagerfeld
On his muse

“Don’t believe the tombstone, folks!”
—Scott Joplin
On not being dead