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Find Out What Madonna, Mario Batali, And Emma Stone Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“I thought it was going to be one of those things where you walk in and just grab a handful of money from a big pile. Still seems like the easiest way, but I guess they have other ideas.”

—Madonna
On going to the bank


“Chefs don’t actually say ‘That’s a spicy meat-a-ball,’ except to indicate that there’s a bomb threat in the restaurant without alarming the customers. Terrorism is the spiciest meatball there is.”

—Mario Batali
On the culinary world


“I’m having a party this weekend. You should come. Feel free to bring a few guests if you’d like. It’s also BYOB. Text me for directions!”

—Emma Stone
On having a good time