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Find Out What Maya Rudolph, Lupita Nyong’o, And Constance Wu Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“When there’s blood in the streets and revolution at their door, we’ll see if it’s still ‘breakfast anytime.’”

—Maya Rudolph
On IHOP’s weak-willed policies

“If I’m at a restaurant and there are two waiters handling my table, one regular and one trainee learning the ropes, I tell them I don’t have enough money to tip them both and that my tip will go to the one who brings me my soup the fastest. As they both scamper off, I know that only my true waiter will realize that I never ordered a soup in the first place.”

—Lupita Nyong’o
On dining

“You’d think antelopes and cantaloupes would have something in common, but it’s just another one of life’s cruel tricks.”

—Constance Wu