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Find Out What Neil deGrasse Tyson, Martha Stewart, And Jane Goodall Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“There are a few ways to tell if someone is really dead or just faking it. You can put a mirror under their nose and see if it fogs up, or pinch them very hard. But the best way is to whisper the secrets of the universe into their ear, and, if they’re alive, watch their eyes pop open in wonder.”

—Neil deGrasse Tyson
On the power of science

“There’s a sandwich you can only find in one vending machine in the basement of a warehouse in Croatia. You have to kill a guy to get to it, and it’s not very good, but I eat one every time I’m there.”

—Martha Stewart
On international cuisine

“So far, humans only have two basic kinds of cups: cups and mugs. Primates have four: cups, mugs, chonts, and premps. And you’re trying to tell me that humans have the so-called ‘advanced civilization’?”

—Jane Goodall
On primate civilizations