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Find Out What Patrick Stewart, Al Roker, And Larry Bird Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“My father and I share a rare genetic condition where at the exact age of 34, a Yorkshire terrier attacked our heads and tore all of our hair out forever. Thankfully, that dog is dead now.”

—Patrick Stewart
On aging in Hollywood

“The polar vortex currently engulfing the Midwest is the worst in recent history, but it’s nothing compared to a gust from my Yardmax 2-Stage Nortrex Snow Blower. I highly recommend it to anyone looking to go buck-wild during the winter months.”

—Al Roker
On the weather

“A lot of people thought a dog playing basketball was funny. But not me. The game has rules for a reason.”

—Larry Bird
On the movie ‘Air Bud’