Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“If you’ve ever bought a pack of gum, a coaster, or an app that has a timer, you’ve put money in my pocket.”
—Zooey Deschanel
On her patent empire

“The third season really ties everything together.”
—Jorge Garcia
On autumn

“Sometimes I watch old episodes and pretend I’m Elaine.”
—Jason Alexander
On “Seinfeld”