Hoggpacalypse NOW! America’s HOGG (David) Is Using His SNOUT (deep state) To Snatch Up Our PRECIOUS AMERICAN TRUFFLES (guns) And We MUST Stop Him (Hogg) Before It’s TOO LATE (Hoggpacalypse Now)

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