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Incredible Offer: Supercuts Will Now Give You A Free Haircut If You Beg Them To

Supercuts has always been a big player in the haircut game, and it’s just announced a promotion that is going to make customers love it more than ever. Supercuts will now give you a free haircut if you beg them to.

This. Is. Awesome. We can’t wait to get on our knees and start groveling at our local Supercuts as soon as possible!

Supercuts spokesperson Kendra Sanders announced today that starting this week, anyone who walks into a Supercuts and falls to the floor to plead with their hairdresser for a new style will be eligible for a free wash, cut, and blow-dry. “We are excited to offer haircuts totally free of charge to customers who completely degrade themselves by blubbering desperately to us about how bad their hair looks and how they don’t know what they’ll do if they don’t get it trimmed,” Supercuts wrote on its company website earlier today. “If you get on your hands and knees like the dog you are and tearfully promise one of our world-class barbers that you’ll eat your own hair trimmings off the floor, then we’ll give you a brand-new hairstyle on the house.”

The new promotion will also entitle customers to a free color treatment if they swear a blood oath to their barber that they will commit a murder on their behalf at some point in the future. The best part is that there’s no limit to how many times you’re allowed to take advantage of this promotion, so you can look forward to debasing yourself in front of your barber for the rest of your life!

Wow—this is the best news we’ve heard all day. You’re definitely not going to want to miss out on this offer. A free haircut and all you have to do is desperately beg for it? Sign us up!