Known Dorks (living).

Mark Zuckerberg

The Lead Dork.

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Musical theater dork.

Public Scientist

Whether it’s outer space or the computer, Public Scientist is a huge dork.

Laura

One of the bigger dorks is Laura.

Anyone who has ever read a comic book

This does not need explaining; these people are dorks.

Elena Ferrante

Nobody knows who she is, but we know she is definitely a dork.

Steven

The man who is Steven is also a dork.

Yoda

He was in Star Wars, so he is a dork.

John Madden

John Madden, the football dork. Afraid of flying like the dork he is.

Natalie Portman

Went to Harvard; is a dork.

The Zhou Sisters

How can one family produce so many dorks?

The Writer Dork

The Writer Dork is the dork who writes.

The Weeknd

Sexual dork.

Hermione Granger

Psychic dork.

President Obama

Seems like a good guy, and it is cool to be the president, but he is nevertheless a dork.

This concludes the complete list of known dorks.