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LIFE HACK: Most Restaurants Will Let You Die There For Free

Looking for a place to die on the cheap? Well, look no further, because we’ve got an awesome life hack that is going to totally blow your mind.

Did you know that most restaurants will let you die there for free?

Yup, you heard that right. One hundred percent free. As in, you don’t have to pay ANYTHING and you still get to PERISH! Sounds too good to be true, right? We thought so too. But we did some research, and it totally checks out!

Here’s how you do it:

Walk into a restaurant. (Basically any place with table service will work. That means don’t try this at Subway or Chipotle! It won’t work there. For whatever reason, they’re stricter about this sort of thing.)

Ask to be seated.

While you’re waiting for your server to arrive, find a comfortable position and slowly pass away. You don’t even have to ask. Just sit back and die!

Victory dance!

Pretty cool, right? Most restaurants don’t advertise this, but it’s sort of an unspoken rule that they just have to let you die there for free, no questions asked. Again, this only works at sit-down restaurants. If you try this at Burger King, they’re going to make you buy something before letting you expire there.

So, get out there and score some free death! If you don’t have friends or family members, they might even bury you totally free of charge!