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Our Best 65 Guesses As To What The Hanging Tennis Ball In Garages Is For

It’s got to be one of these.

A reminder about tennis

Coyote trap

Tiny speed bag

Toy for a tall cat

Garage ballast

The house’s uvula

The sun in an in-progress garage model of the solar system

Awful birdhouse

A prank on Federer

Sauce dipping practice

Flood storage for a tennis ball

Secret egg

Natural growth

Goat feeder

Fixed point for sonar

Car treat

Peace offering to garage thieves

Some kind of anglerfish-type deal

Expert-level anal bead

Blowdart target for practice on tiny heads

Sundial prototype


Spare tennis ball

Spare string

Storage place for one bullet or coin

Companion for the cars

To let people know they’re in a garage and not just a garage-smelling room

Silent babysitter

Christian amusement

Soul vessel for a bug’s ghost

Hypnosis aid for the short

To distract a garage beast

To keep cars from hitting the wall

Tennis ball calibration

Tennis racket calibration

Tennis net calibration


Emergency sphere

Decoy fruit

Something from the Bible


Air seasoning


Motion capture node

Car massager

Like a mezuzah, kind of

Extreme challenge for top sniper

Blood sac

Pus sac

Mystery sac

Bauble for dull child

Placeholder for a chandelier

Bribe for the Garage Creeper


Leftover decoration from a lean Easter

DIY earthquake alarm

Indicator for nearby gravity wells

Grave marker for a secret king’s skeleton

Constant source for tennis ball smell

To show which way is up


Sporty pendulum

God of mice

Lightning rod, in case it comes from below