All things considered, it probably shouldn’t be a name.

1. Glen

2. Glen

3. Glen

4. Glen

5. Glen

6. Glen

7. Glen

8. Glen

9. Glen

10. Glen

11. Glen

12. Glen

13. Glen

14. Glen

15. Glen

16. Glen

17. Glen

18. Glen

19. Glen

20. Glen

21. Glen

22. Glen

23. Glen

24. Glen

25. Glen

26. Glen

27. Glen

28. Glen

29. Glen

30. Glen

31. Glen

32. Glen

33. Glen

34. Glen

35. Glen

36. Glen

37. Glen

Starting to look a little weird, right?

38. Glen

39. Glen

40. Glen

41. Glen

42. Glen

43. Glen

44. Glen

45. Glen

46. Glen

47. Glen

48. Glen

49. Glen

It looks like if someone started a name, then fell asleep and forgot to finish it when they woke up.

50. Glen

51. Glen

52. Glen

53. Glen

54. Glen

55. Glen

56. Glen

57. Glen

58. Glen

59. Glen

60. Glen

61. Glen

62. Glen

63. Glen

64. Glen

65. Glen

66. Glen

67. Glen

68. Glen

People have this as their name. This is what they go by.

69. Glen

70. Glen

71. Glen

72. Glen

73. Glen

74. Glen

75. Glen

76. Glen

77. Glen

78. Glen

79. Glen

80. Glen

81. Glen

82. Glen

83. Glen

84. Glen

85. Glen

86. Glen

87. Glen

88. Glen

89. Glen

90. Glen

91. Glen

92. Glen

93. Glen

94. Glen

95. Glen

96. Glen

97. Glen

98. Glen

99. Glen

It sounds like a normal word getting cut off by a hiccup.

100. Glen

101. Glen

102. Glen

103. Glen

104. Glen

105. Glen

106. Glen

107. Glen

108. Glen

109. Glen

110. Glen

111. Glen

112. Glen

113. Glen

114. Glen

115. Glen

116. Glen

117. Glen

118. Glen

This is just a noise. How could it be anything more?

119. Glen

120. Glen

121. Glen

122. Glen

123. Glen

124. Glen

125. Glen

126. Glen

127. Glen

128. Glen

129. Glen

130. Glen

131. Glen

G-L-E-N. It’s just some letters mashed together. It’s like a typo in a book of baby names that inexplicably caught on.

132. Glen

133. Glen

134. Glen

135. Glen

136. Glen

137. Glen

138. Glen

139. Glen

140. Glen

141. Glen

142. Glen

143. Glen

144. Glen

145. Glen

146. Glen

147. Glen

148. Glen

149. Glen

150. Glen

151. Glen

152. Glen

153. Glen

154. Glen

“Hey Glen!” If you shout that out loud, there are people in this world who will respond. Because that’s their legal name, from birth. There are people out there who saw this arbitrary assemblage of letters and said, “This is the name that I want permanently assigned to the baby I just created, whom I love with all my heart.” Glen.

155. Glen

156. Glen

157. Glen

158. Glen

159. Glen

160. Glen

161. Glen

162. Glen

163. Glen

164. Glen

165. Glen

166. Glen

167. Glen

168. Glen

It wouldn’t look all that weird if it were an acronym for something. But it’s a name.

169. Glen

170. Glen

171. Glen

172. Glen

173. Glen

174. Glen

175. Glen

176. Glen

177. Glen

178. Glen

179. Glen

180. Glen

181. Glen

182. Glen

183. Glen

184. Glen

185. Glen

186. Clen

187. Glen

188. Glen

189. Glen

Number 186 was Clen. Did that even stand out to you?

190. Glen

191. Glen

192. Glen

193. Glen

194. Glen

195. Glen

196. Glen

197. Glen

198. Glen

199. Glen

200. Glen