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Ruin The Beatles By Turning Paul McCartney Into Patrick Ewing!

Destroy the Fab Four once and for all!

Here you go: a chance to completely devastate one of the most important bands of all time!

Go on, get rid of Paul and throw in 11-time NBA All-Star Patrick Ewing. Do it!

Make sure the Beatles never get invited back here again. You know you want to!

Sure, throw Patrick Ewing in there and torpedo the Beatles’ introduction to America. Why not?

Hello, two Olympic gold medals. Goodbye, “Let It Be,” “Hey Jude,” and “Yesterday.”

Really fuck the Beatles up for good. Make this one count.