PLEASE GIVE US YOUR FULL ATTENTION.

THIS IS A TEST OF THE JACOB-TREMBLAY-PETTING-A-DUCK ALERT SYSTEM.

DO NOT BE ALARMED. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

O. M. G. So Jacob Tremblay was recently spotted ***petting*** a ******duck******, and it’s literally everything.

THIS PHOTOGRAPH OF JACOB TREMBLAY HOLDING A PUPPY IS MERELY A PLACEHOLDER.

Talk about cuteness overload!! Jacob and this mallard are R-E-D-E-F-I-N-I-N-G what it means to be completely adorable, and we couldn’t be loving this photo more.

IN THE EVENT THAT JACOB TREMBLAY PETS A DUCK, PLEASE IMMEDIATELY PROCEED TO DOWNLOAD THE PHOTO AND SET IT AS YOUR PHONE’S HOME SCREEN.

So. Much. Yes!!!! Jacob, we already loved you, but now that you’re petting a duck, it’s almost too much cuteness to handle!

WHEN THE REAL THING HAPPENS, YOU SHOULD TEXT YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES, “HE FINALLY DID IT.”

Amazing at acting and amazing at petting ducks? We’re practically overdosing on cuteness over here!

AGAIN, THIS IS JUST A TEST. AS FAR AS WE KNOW, JACOB TREMBLAY HAS NEVER EVEN SEEN A DUCK. IT IS BEST TO BE PREPARED.

Um, jealous!!! Hey, duck, leave a little Jacob for the rest of us, why don’t you?

THE JACOB-TREMBLAY-PETTING-A-DUCK ALERT SYSTEM RUNS THE FIRST MONDAY OF EVERY MONTH AT NOON, EST.

Jacob, could you get any better? Ignore our heart eyes, and in the meantime, just mark us down under the category “swoon.”

THIS CONCLUDES THE TEST OF THE JACOB-TREMBLAY-PETTING-A-DUCK ALERT SYSTEM.