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THE FOLLOWING IS A TEST OF THE JACOB-TREMBLAY-PETTING-A-DUCK ALERT SYSTEM. PLEASE DISREGARD.

PLEASE GIVE US YOUR FULL ATTENTION.

THIS IS A TEST OF THE JACOB-TREMBLAY-PETTING-A-DUCK ALERT SYSTEM.

Red siren.

DO NOT BE ALARMED. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

Red siren.

O. M. G. So Jacob Tremblay was recently spotted ***petting*** a ******duck******, and it’s literally everything.

THIS PHOTOGRAPH OF JACOB TREMBLAY HOLDING A PUPPY IS MERELY A PLACEHOLDER.

Jacob Tremblay holding a dog.

Talk about cuteness overload!! Jacob and this mallard are R-E-D-E-F-I-N-I-N-G what it means to be completely adorable, and we couldn’t be loving this photo more.

IN THE EVENT THAT JACOB TREMBLAY PETS A DUCK, PLEASE IMMEDIATELY PROCEED TO DOWNLOAD THE PHOTO AND SET IT AS YOUR PHONE’S HOME SCREEN.

Jacob Tremblay holding a dog.

So. Much. Yes!!!! Jacob, we already loved you, but now that you’re petting a duck, it’s almost too much cuteness to handle!

WHEN THE REAL THING HAPPENS, YOU SHOULD TEXT YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES, “HE FINALLY DID IT.”

Jacob Tremblay holding a dog.

Amazing at acting and amazing at petting ducks? We’re practically overdosing on cuteness over here!

AGAIN, THIS IS JUST A TEST. AS FAR AS WE KNOW, JACOB TREMBLAY HAS NEVER EVEN SEEN A DUCK. IT IS BEST TO BE PREPARED.

Jacob Tremblay holding a dog.

Um, jealous!!! Hey, duck, leave a little Jacob for the rest of us, why don’t you?

THE JACOB-TREMBLAY-PETTING-A-DUCK ALERT SYSTEM RUNS THE FIRST MONDAY OF EVERY MONTH AT NOON, EST.

Jacob Tremblay holding a dog.

Jacob, could you get any better? Ignore our heart eyes, and in the meantime, just mark us down under the category “swoon.”

THIS CONCLUDES THE TEST OF THE JACOB-TREMBLAY-PETTING-A-DUCK ALERT SYSTEM.

Red siren.