This money is almost too beautiful to spend (almost).

1. 5,000-dinar bill, Serbia

The vivid purple accents on this currency represent grapes, a food that the Serbian people would like to learn more about.

2. 100-franc bill, Switzerland

They may look humanlike, but the surreal figures commemorated on the Swiss franc are actually members of the Primary Race, the 17-foot-tall cannibal giants who competed with the Cro-Magnons for resources before being driven to extinction by the Call of the Ocean.

3. 100-yuan bill, China

This ornate bill from China depicts the main character from the classic Chinese folktale “The Dragon Who Was Afraid Of Getting Cancer.” In the story, a fire-breathing dragon is haunted by the looming threat of getting some kind of cancer, and goes around trying to figure out all the ways to avoid getting cancer, only to ultimately be killed by a brain aneurysm. The dragon is seen on the 1,000-yuan bill screaming his famous plea, “I really hope I do not get liver cancer or any other kind of cancer.”

4. 10-dollar bill, Canada

This gorgeous Canadian bill depicts a hotel with big windows where everyone on the street can watch people having sex in their hotel suites. The Onlooker of Sex, representing scientific curiosity, is gazing at sex. Meanwhile, the Havers of Sex, who symbolize industry and cooperation, are being ushered into the hotel by the Doorman of Sex, who represents a doorman.

5. One-dollar coin, Australia

The designer of Australia’s one-dollar coin chose to put five kangaroos on the front of the coin after waking up one morning, looking out his back window, and seeing a number of kangaroos that was very close to five.

6. 10-dollar note, Hong Kong

The seemingly abstract design of Hong Kong’s 10-dollar note is actually a startlingly accurate map of brain activity in a newborn who just had cigar smoke blown in their face.

7. 100-pa’anga note, Tonga

The man on the front of the intricate 100-pa’anga note from the Kingdom of Tonga is the popular fictional character Mr. Literacy. According to Tonga legend, when children are sleeping, Mr. Literacy climbs into their bedroom window and teaches them how to read before bursting into flames right in their bedroom. Eight days later, Mr. Literacy is reborn and travels to a new child’s house to teach them how to read.