Remember these famous faces? Here are seven celebs you won’t believe are alive after the devious death traps you set for them!

Ed Asner

Thought you’d seen the last of this screen legend after you left him shackled to that table while a blade swung lower and lower? Think again! Asner used the blade to break the chains and escape. He recently appeared on the A&E series The Glades.

Angela Lansbury

Impossible! You finished off Lansbury back in 2004, didn’t you? Unfortunately, the octogenarian had already swallowed the antidote to your toxic serum. She’s still alive, and she’s actively taking roles!

Doris Day

It’s been years since you last saw comedy powerhouse Doris Day entering the warehouse you rigged to implode with her inside. Believe it or not, she made it out just in time, and the girl is still kickin’! Day enjoys a quiet life in Carmel Valley, CA.

Jim Nabors

The Andy Griffith star is still going in 2014?? Is he immortal??? Nope, the hit man must have botched the job.

Yogi Berra

Don’t make the mistake of thinking the old Yankees catcher has kicked the bucket. Yes, those tiles gave way to reveal lava, just like you planned, but Berra found a foothold in the walls, waited until the lava had solidified, and has made it to the ripe old age of 89.

Debbie Reynolds

Admit it: You wrote old Debbie off after trapping her in the dungeon with the enraged rhino. Unbelievable as it may seem, the triple threat performer tricked the rhino into battering down the door, escaped her near-certain doom, and today looks better than ever!

Dick Van Dyke

When you tied the Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang star to the mast of that rapidly sinking schooner, you thought he was dead for sure. Well, turns out the beloved star of stage and screen survived. That’s right! He’s alive, and he’s coming for you.