It looks like Mrs. Rothstein, a ninth-grade physics teacher in Greenwich, CT, definitely isn’t getting Teacher of the Year anytime soon. As of this morning, this utterly shameless tease can kiss her reputation goodbye, because she had the audacity to leave every single one of her students totally fucking blue-balled when she took them on a class trip to Six Flags but gave them a mandatory assignment to do during it.
Uh…really? Lady…that’s fucking SAVAGE.
Mrs. Rothstein was doing all the right things last week after surprising her students by announcing a free trip to Six Flags, but this morning she left them halfway up Main Street with their pants around their ankles when she revealed that they’d have to fill out a worksheet of physics problems about the velocity of roller-coasters.
On the bus ride over, she led them on over and over again, telling them that they could ride as many roller-coasters as they wanted. There was just one huge catch: They’d have to turn the worksheet in at 6 p.m., or they’d automatically get an “F” on their next test grade.
WOW. Wow. You want to know a REAL physics equation, Mrs. Rothstein? Six Flags + Homework = One PAINFUL sack of nuts.
Unfortunately, it only got worse from there. Not only did Mrs. Rothstein say they’d have to complete a physics assignment, but she ALSO went and kicked them straight in the balls when she said that if she caught them cheating, they’d automatically get sent home. Word of advice: If you’re going to promise Six Flags, make it a day of nonstop Raging Bull, not a day of getting your nuts clamped with a fucking full-page homework assignment, which by the way, was FRONT and BACK.
Someone, PLEASE, for the love of GOD: Drain. These. ROCKS. Sure, some perverts might get off on doing math problems in the fucking food court, but as for everyone else, Mrs. Rothstein just chucked their balls in the meat locker and shattered the key with a sledgehammer.
Bottom line: These kids got dumped with one of the most busted pair of nuts the world has ever seen. Hopefully they’ll finish their worksheet early and ride the rides for the rest of the day, because otherwise? This was just a fucking shitshow.
