Twenty-two veterinarians. One question: “Which episode of Marc Maron’s ‘WTF’ podcast do you play for dogs right before you put them down?” Here’s what they said.
We Asked 22 Veterinarians Which ‘WTF’ Episode They Play For Dogs Right Before They Put Them Down
21. Dr. Sarah Schwartz – “I used to play ‘Judd Apatow Part One’ for the dogs, and it would always go really well. Judd really opens up about his lifelong comedy nerdom, his crushing neuroticisms, and how Amy Schumer is one of the most amazing actors he’s ever worked with. The dogs were always calm. And then one day, I accidentally played ‘Judd Apatow Part Two’ during a procedure and immediately knew something was off. The dog I was to put down began spitting right onto the floor. That was bad enough. Then a moment later, stray dogs started pouring in through the door and crashing through the windows. I heard some shuffling in the ceiling, and then stray dogs began tumbling down from there too. They all congregated to spit in this one corner, dozens of them. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a dog spit, like, really spit on purpose, but it is highly unsightly and extremely loud when even one dog does it. It’s disgusting. Now, imagine about 60 of them all hacking up spit in the one corner. It’s getting pretty wet in there, and I’m yelling at these dogs, but they’re not paying any attention to me. The dogs are very loud, and on the podcast Marc is pressing Judd for a good Seth Rogen story, and the floor is slippery from all that spit, and I completely wipe out in my haste to get these dogs out. I hit my head on a counter and am out cold. When I come to, I’m standing up over the first dog I was originally supposed to put down with a syringe full of Telazol hovering above him. There are no other dogs or people in the room. The dog weakly lifts its head up off the table to look at me, and reflected in one eye is Judd Apatow and in the other is Marc Maron. I ran out of the room, and I haven’t practiced as a veterinarian again. I’m now a prominent reporter for big game fishing competitions, and life is pretty good.”
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