We loathe her, father! She’s positively dreadful!
She never gives us lollies!
She is just ever so strict about bedtime!
She ties our neckerchiefs too tight!
She makes us practise dictation even when we’re on holiday!
She is far too serious all of the time!
She makes us wear our wellies even if we don’t wish to!
Her hair has a curious odour!
She is terribly stern with Little Wallace even though he is so very small and cannot be minded to behave himself!
She gives us tea with no sugar!
Why, she’s simply ghastly. Really, father, really!
