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51 More Guesses As To What The Hanging Tennis Ball In Garages Is For

If it wasn’t one of these, then maybe it’s one of these:

1950s microphone

Prop for teaching geometry

Tool for steadying the elderly

Hands-free toothbrush

Announcement of a new pope

Example of sports equipment

Medieval divining pendulum that indicates location of witch

Budget zen garden

Means by which sentient action figure descends through sunroof

Government wiretap

Accurate model of first-trimester fetus

Thing a shut-in says, “Mornin’, Rodney!” to

Karate training implement

Scrapped early draft of ball-in-cup game

Way to announce yourself to other swingers in the area

Frog chrysalis

Gift from a hunchback

Poor attempt to keep up with the Joneses

Pulley for Nickelodeon slime shower

Signal to purchase more tennis balls

Detached cow eyeball

Baffling glory hole

Proof of god

Proof there is no god

Unrealistically skinny mannequin

All that remains of a once-great tennis ball necklace

Heavy-flow tampon

Apparatus to frighten horses into obedience




All a father could scrape together for his kid’s birthday

Tells farmers when rain is coming

Scoreboard for someone named Wilson

Fixed point to stare at during torture

Dehydrated melon

Five-in-one fitness device

Thing albino crocodiles congregate around at midnight

Dummy apple to help newly released prisoners reacclimate to the real deal

Distraction from crumbling marriage

The last thing you’ll see as the flood takes you away

Kissing practice

Shaving practice

Simulates a mother’s touch for orphaned infants

Warning to other sports equipment

Sounding board for nervous man’s pickup lines

Stash spot

The Canadian version of tetherball, TortherSport

Shitty vigil

Hummingbird lure

Thing to whack with a tennis racket