BRB…just going to die real quick.

1. Being forced to say “puberty” out loud every time you enter a room.

2. Having the school nurse send out a warning letter to every parent in your class that you’ve gotten your period.

3. Accidentally pulling a tampon out of your backpack and trying to use it as a pencil for the first 30 minutes of class.

4. Trying out for the sixth-grade girl’s basketball team and being placed on the high school boy’s varsity squad as starting power forward.

5. Going down a water slide and being two feet taller when you come up out of the water.

6. Putting on way too many facial features before a school dance.

7. Asking your dad to buy tampons in a grocery store and having him respond “tampons?” really loudly over the store’s intercom.

8. Having the surgeon general walk right into your math classroom to loudly congratulate you on your new hormones.